Hi...?

Weird.

A letter arrived today. I never get letters.

When it arrived with its dark looking stamp of approval whacked on its envelope, I didn't even think he was talking to me. He had to repeat hismelf. "Oy, you! Letters."

"Letters?"

"Well, letter more like. Here."

And he'd shoved the letter through to me. It dropped onto the floor. My name wasn't on the envelope. I bent to pick it up, then sat on the thin matress, tore it open and read.

That's when I decided, "Weird."